Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
I hold that while man exists, it is his duty to improve not only his own condition, but to assist in ameliorating mankind
Art may make a suit of clothes, but nature must produce a man
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
