Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
Take things always by their smooth handle
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
