happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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Help and you will be helped
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity one of the two pillars of modern ph...
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and so...
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
Chinese teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher of the Spring and Autumn period of Chinese history.
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
