happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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Shortest horror story: Monday
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Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
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