Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
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If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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