Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Help and you will be helped
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity one of the two pillars of modern ph...
Aspire to inspire before we expire
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Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
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