zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
Our life is what our thoughts make it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
