zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
You are my favorite distraction
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the truth
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Scientist believe in things, not in person
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
