zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Work is the thing upon which everything else in this world depends
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
