zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
Art may make a suit of clothes, but nature must produce a man
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The friendship that can cease has never been real
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can't find them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
