zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Money is something. you got to make in case you don't die
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
