zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Scientist believe in things, not in personÂ
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
Resist much, obey little
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other’s consent
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
