zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Learning never exhausts the mind
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
It is the State which educates its citizens in civic virtue, gives them a consciousness of their mission and welds them into unity
If you want to control other people, first control yourself
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
