You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
A human being is part of a whole called by us the universe.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
