You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
The more i study nature the more i stand amazed at the work of the creator
We are born of love; love is our mother
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
