You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
We are born of love; love is our mother
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
