You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I am not anti social I am selectively social
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
Knowledge is the life of mind
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Don't disturb my circles
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
