You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Doubt is the origin of wisdom
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Love follows knowledge
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
