You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
