Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
A lovely face is the solace of wounded hearts and the key of locked-up gates
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
