Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others
To define is to limit
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
The one who steps back will not progress
As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
