Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not
Silence is the best cure for the malady of anger
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
