Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
The play is the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Don't disturb my circles
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
