The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
Its not the love you make. It's the love you give
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
