The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A man who is certain he is right is almost sure to be wrong
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home
Train people well enough so they can leave, treat them well enough so they don't want to
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart
Idealistic as it may sound, altruism should be the driving force in business, not just competition and a desire for wealth.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
