The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
In every walk with Nature one receives far more than he seeks
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing
You can often change your circumstances by changing your attitude
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
