The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
To abstain from lying is essentially wholesome
Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die in the hands of politicians
The knowledge of all things is possible
Dare to think!
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
