The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
