The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Democracy is in the blood of the Muslims, who look upon complete equality of mankind, and believe in fraternity, equality, and liberty
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
