The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
The root of suffering is attachment
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
