The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
