People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The fly does not enter the mouth that is shut.
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer