People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
The question is not what you look at, but what you see
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
