People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Nothing is ever too good to be true
The cure for pain is in the pain.
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
