People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Ignore those that make you fearful and sad, that degrade you back towards disease and death
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
Compared to the pleasure given by granting pardon, the pleasure given by exacting revenge is very faint indeed.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
