People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Three things build love: To make Salam (greeting), to make space for a person in a gathering, to address a person in a respectable and good manner
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
