People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change
The book of nature which we have to read is written by the finger of God
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
