My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Vision without execution is daydreaming
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
To define is to limit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
