My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
To perceive is to suffer
It takes a very long time to become young
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
