My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
God is not a dead equation!
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
