My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead
The best of men is the person who is most beneficial to others.
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
