My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
