My room is not messy, It is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You are my favorite distraction
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
