My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
you will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it
Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
