My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
