My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
In times of war, the law falls silent
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
Dare to think for yourself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer