My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic and miracles
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
The biggest shame is, to mock at something that you have in yourself.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
