May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
I believe life is an intelligent thing. That things aren't random
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
Call no man happy till he is dead
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
