May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
