May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Well done is better than well said
The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all
Two there are who are never satisfied -- the lover of the world and the lover of knowledge.
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Backbiting is the attempt of one who is incapable of doing better himself
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
