May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
No person learned the art of archery from me, who did not in the end make me his target
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal, my strength lies solely in my tenacity
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
