May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Suffering is a gift. In it is hidden mercy
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
