May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
I believe life is an intelligent thing. That things aren't random
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger
It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
