Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us
All knowledge degenerates into probability
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
What if you are in hell & you are mad at someone where do you tell them to go?
My will is mine...I shall not make it soft for you
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
