Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Measure what can be measured, and make measurable what cannot be measured
The greater the reform needed, the greater the personality you need to accomplish it
Love is a serious mental disease
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
But inner experience is only one source of human knowledge
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
