Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
The knowledge of all things is possible
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
