Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
The friendship that can cease has never been real
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
