Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
