Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
When a persons authority is great, his effort and his caution must also be great.
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
To perceive is to suffer
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
