Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
Aspire to inspire before we expire
God is not a dead equation!
Silence is the garden of thought
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
