I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Happiness depends upon ourselves
When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Things do not change; we change
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else's life
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
