I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Power comes not from knowledge kept but from knowledge shared
I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
It matters if you just don't give up
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
