I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Lovely days don't come to you, You should walk to them
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all
Silence is the garden of thought
Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
Count Your Blessings Not Your Problems
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
