I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
He that can have patience can have what he will
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
Compared to the pleasure given by granting pardon, the pleasure given by exacting revenge is very faint indeed.
if you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. if they don't, they never were
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
