I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You are my favorite distraction
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
You can make anything by writing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
