I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Start Where you are, use what you have, do what you can
The present is theirs, the future, for which I really worked, is mine
Know yourself to know your lord
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
