If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
The mountains are calling and I must go
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
