If we should not eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The good of the people is the chief law
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
The cure for pain is in the pain.
Learn this from water: loud splashes the brook but the oceans depth are calm
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer
