I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
A bit of science distances one from God, but much science nears one to Him
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting
We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
What one man calls God. another calls the laws of physics
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
