I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
You can never turn your back on the ocean
Don’t talk about your riches in front of poor
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
He who boasts lowers himself
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
