I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there
Science knows no country because it is the light that illuminates the world
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
