I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Politicians are not born; they are excreted
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The knowledge of all things is possible
Words are a pretext. It is the inner bond that draws one person to another, not words
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
