I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
There are no limits to what you can achieve on your journey through life, except in your mind
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
