I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
Love follows knowledge
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure
O Contentment, make me rich! for without thee there is no wealth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
