I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, it’s also what it takes to sit down and listen
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
