I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
Many quote knowledge, but few note it in mind
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
