I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before
He who hid well, lived well
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
