How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
Do not criticize too much. Too much criticism leads to hate and a bad behavior.
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free
Never look a gift horse in the mouth
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
