How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
If i love you, what business is it of yours
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
I'm as single as a dollar and i'm not looking for a change
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
