How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you
Learning never exhausts the mind
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
