How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
A lovely face is the solace of wounded hearts and the key of locked-up gates
Women, They are a complete mystery to me.
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
