How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
