How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
God gives sleep to the bad, in order that the good may be undisturbed
You can make anything by writing
If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
