happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
By means of knowledge we raise ourselves above everybody else
It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
