happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered
Fear Allah and you will have no cause to fear anyone else.
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
To abstain from lying is essentially wholesome
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
