happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding
Close your eyes. fall in love. stay there
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
A friend to all is a friend to none
The purpose of education is not to make a machine, but to make the human being
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
