Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
He who avoids complaint invites happiness
I will speak daggers to her, but use none
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
