Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore
The cure for pain is in the pain.
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
