Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
