Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Islam is itself destiny and will not suffer destiny
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing
Most men seem to live according to sense rather than reason
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
