Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
A graceful refusal is better than a lengthy promise.
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls, the most massive characters are seared with scars
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
