Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Silence is the language of God, all else is poor translation
If you can dream it you can do it
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once
Well done is better than well said
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
