Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
I could trust a fact and always cross-question an assertion
You are my favorite distraction
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving
Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life. Keep going. Tough situations build strong people in the end
I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
