Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everyone will respect you
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
