Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
Where there is ruin, there is hope for a treasure
People are of two types: They are either your brothers in faith or your brothers in humanity.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
