Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
