Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
