Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Take care of your cents: Dollars will take care of themselves
All good things are wild and free
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls, the most massive characters are seared with scars
Our success has really been based on partnerships from the very beginning
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
