Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Begin now to be what you will be hereafter
Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor
happiness is... having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe
While there's life, there's hope
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer