Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
