Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
Scientist believe in things, not in person
Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
