Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Every moment of light and dark is a miracle
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
