Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
God is not a dead equation!
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
