You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
Explanation is where the mind rests
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
Great things in business are never done by one person. They are done by a team of people
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
It is safer to be silent than to reveal one's secret to any one, and telling him not to mention it
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
