You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
You can make anything by writing
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
