Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
Scientist believe in things, not in person
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
You can make anything by writing
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
