Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence
Nothing is ever too good to be true
Love is a serious mental disease
But only he who, himself enlightened, is not afraid of shadows
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
