Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
The display of fame most often supresses the voice of conscience.
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish
He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command
Whosoever hides his secret keeps his safety, safeguarded with himself
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
