I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us
A wise man apportions his beliefs to the evidence
The wing of the Falcon brings to the king, the wing if the crow brings him to the cemetery
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Live your life as an Exclamation rather than an Explanation
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
