I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others
Love is a serious mental disease
He is an intelligent person who can translate his actions into good
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out
Respond to every call that excites your spirit
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
