I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings
Nothing can kill the power of the lower self, but everything serves to enhance it.
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Shortest horror story: Monday
Resist much, obey little
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
