I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The heart was made to be broken
I was born and have ever remained in the most humble walks of life
For it would be better to die once and for all than to suffer pain for all one's life
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
