I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was
You cannot travel the path until you have become the path itself
The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.
We are all different. Don’t judge, understand instead
If u are born poor then it's not your mistake but if u die poor then it is your mistake
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
