Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Push your boundaries beyond the ordinary; be that “extra” in “extraordinary”
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
No one can construct for you the bridge upon which precisely you must cross the stream of life, no one but you yourself alone
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
