Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness
What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, For all that we love deeply becomes a part of us
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Chance favors the prepared mind
This world is but canvas to our imaginations
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
