Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody’s watching, and doing as you say you would do
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
