Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
We are born of love; love is our mother
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity
Simplicity is a matter of taste
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
