Aspire to inspire before we expire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country
Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.
Anything new is always considered the devil's tool
Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness
Resist much, obey little
Great things in business are never done by one person. They are done by a team of people
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
