Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing
When your soul is bored you must work.
The heart was made to be broken
That which joins minds together is telling the truth. Lying serves no purpose other than seperation.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
