Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
We are born of love; love is our mother
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
