Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair
The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water
All good things are wild and free
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
