The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Hope is a waking dream
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
One sometimes finds what one is not looking for
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
