I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
