I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show Them The Solutions They Will Be Moved To Act
If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Do you wish to be the master of a good servant, with whom you will be satisfied? If so, you must perform service for yourself.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
