I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart
A man’s measure is his will
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives
The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
