zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe
Our life is what our thoughts make it
We create history by our observation, rather than history creating us
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
What goes up must come down.
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
