zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth
If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on
Throwing yourself into a job you enjoy is one of the life's greatest pleasures
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
Courtesy costs nothing, but buys everything
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
