Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without
I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer