I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
Give me a lever and a place to stand and I will move the earth
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world
Respect is how to treat everyone, not just those you want to impress
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
If i love you, what business is it of yours
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
