You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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Everyone needs someone who can handle their darker sides
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Fellow, stand away from my diagram
Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer. Although few details of his life are kno...
I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less
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