Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but its gets boring. So I go back to being me
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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy
German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity one of the two pillars of modern ph...
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Clive Staples Lewis was a British writer and lay theologian. He held academic positions in English literatur...
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and so...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
English poet, playwright and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the w...
