How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Roman emperor from 8 March 161 to 17 March 180 and a Stoic philosopher. He was the last of the rulers tradit...
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Clive Staples Lewis was a British writer and lay theologian. He held academic positions in English literatur...
I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth
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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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