You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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May be you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too
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If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world
Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his ...
Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Ancient Chinese philosopher and writer. He is the reputed author of the Tao Te Ching, the founder of philoso...
Shortest horror story: Monday
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity one of the two pillars of modern ph...
Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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