You could not handle me even if I came with instructions
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
An ancient Greek philosopher and scientist born in the city of Stagira, Chalkidiki, Greece. Along with Plato...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely cons...
Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs
American actor and voice actor. Torn was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his p...
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Clive Staples Lewis was a British writer and lay theologian. He held academic positions in English literatur...
I am not anti social I am selectively social
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Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and so...
If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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