I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted
German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity one of the two pillars of modern ph...
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake
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I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
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There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want
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Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
Aspire to inspire before we expire
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Be carefull when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
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