I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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Dislike in yourself what you dislike in others
Cousin and son-in-law of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), the last prophet of Islam. He ruled as the fourth caliph fr...
I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
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I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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Unlesss your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything
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happiness is… having friends with the same mental disorders as yours
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zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Ancient Chinese philosopher and writer. He is the reputed author of the Tao Te Ching, the founder of philoso...
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Roman emperor from 8 March 161 to 17 March 180 and a Stoic philosopher. He was the last of the rulers tradit...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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