How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg
American statesman and lawyer who served as the 16th President of the United States from March 1861 until hi...
Good girls are found every corner of the earth. But unfortunately earth is round
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Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
Clive Staples Lewis was a British writer and lay theologian. He held academic positions in English literatur...
If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
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People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Roman emperor from 8 March 161 to 17 March 180 and a Stoic philosopher. He was the last of the rulers tradit...
I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it in the air. Worst transformer ever
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Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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Shortest horror story: Monday
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