I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and so...
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Classical Greek philosopher, mathematician, student of Socrates, writer of philosophical dialogues, and foun...
Always remember that you are unique. just like everyone else
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I need a vacation that long, I forget my passwords
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I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
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I have lots of hidden talents, the problem is even I can’t find them
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If your hate could be turned into electricity it would light up the whole world
Polish and naturalized-French physicist and chemist who conducted pioneering research on radioactivity. She ...
People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
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If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on
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