Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know
Ancient Chinese philosopher and writer. He is the reputed author of the Tao Te Ching, the founder of philoso...
zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance
Chinese teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher of the Spring and Autumn period of Chinese history.
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding
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I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author who is widely recognised as one of the ...
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon
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I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise
French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer and Catholic theologian.
I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font
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I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
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The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
