Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much
Do one thing every day that scares you
The past is already gone, the future is not yet here. There’s only one moment for you to live
Help and you will be helped
The value of every person is found in what he is best at
Don’t talk about your good health in front of sick
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