Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
It is true that we are made of dust. And the world is also made of dust. But the dust has motes rising
I have never considered myself a poet. I have no interest in poetic artistry
People who boast about their I.Q. are losers
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell
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