Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
Hope is a waking dream
Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity
It is painful to realize that while an animal recognizes its master, human beings do not recognize their Lord
Whoever gives advice to a heedless man is himself in need of advice
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