Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
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