The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else's life
The true disciple should aim to live for the gospel, rather than to die for it
The important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess
Comedian
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