The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Whosoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god
The mountains are calling and I must go
Telling the truth left me with no friends
Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life.
Those who make fun of you, those who try to get rid of you, they are the people whose applause you most often seek to obtain.
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
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Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
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Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
