The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is widely considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
I discover myself on the verge of a usual mistake
A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
We must use time creatively, in the knowledge that the time is always ripe to do right
Shortest horror story: Monday
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin what else does a man need to be happy
Comedian
Politician, Writer
Theologian, Writer
Playwright, Writer
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Poet, Writer
Actor, Comedian
Historian, Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Playwright, Poet, Writer
Writer
Business Magnate, Philanthropist, Writer
Actor
Philosopher, Writer
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Poet, Writer
Composer, Philosopher, Writer
Philosopher, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Sportsman, Writer
Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Scientist, Writer
Inventor, Politician, Scientist, Writer
