I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things
Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion
We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once
A bit of science distances one from God, but much science nears one to Him
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer