zombies eat brains, you are safe
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
