Life is short , smile while you still have teeth
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself in every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love
What goes up must come down.
One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer