I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
That knowledge is of no avail which is not put into practice
Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors
In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop
Man is the cruelest animal
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer