I’m as single as a dollar and i’m not looking for a change
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
You wanna know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Look closely. The beautiful may be small
I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world
With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts
There are no facts, only interpretations
All good things are wild and free
Actor, Comedian
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer