Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The remedy from poverty is not to bear grudges against the rich.
Your souls are precious, and can only be equal to the price of paradise. Therefore, sell them only at that price.
Common sense is not so common
Where your talents and the needs of the world cross; there lies your vocation.
The life given us, by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
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