Common sense ain’t common
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
To be, or not to be: that is the question
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know
zombies eat brains, you are safe
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Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
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Actor, Comedian, Writer