Common sense ain’t common
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed
In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
Beware of speaking too much, for it increases mistakes and engenders boredom
If you don’t want to do something, don’t impose on others
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
