Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet
The heart of man is made to reconcile the most glaring contradictions
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
