Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
The book of nature which we have to read is written by the finger of God
If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?
The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly
The very essence of instinct is that it's followed independently of reason
Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
Actor, Playwright, Poet
Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer
