Never miss a good chance to shut up
American stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator from Oklahoma
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there
The death of dogma is the birth of morality
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great
Whoever gives advice to a heedless man is himself in need of advice
We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side
There is nothing more tragic than to find an individual bogged down in the length of life, devoid of breadth
Comedian
Actor, Business Magnate, Producer
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Actor
Comedian, Historian, Philosopher
Comedian, Writer
Actor, Comedian, Writer