Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
It's kind of fun to do the impossible
The enemy is the necessary condition for practicing patience
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
There is no more open door by which you can enter into the study of natural philosophy than by considering the physical phenomena of a candle
He who boasts lowers himself
Don't disturb my circles
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