Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I am not dead
Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in
Our life is what our thoughts make it
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