Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
If you don’t want to do something, don’t impose on others
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made
It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure
Suffering is a gift. In it is hidden mercy
Well done is better than well said
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