Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The universe doesn't allow perfection
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Sexual self-restraint is only a preliminary stage in the ego's evolution
Take things always by their smooth handle
If you think you can slander a woman into loving you, or a man into voting for you, try it till you are satisfied
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving
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