Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
People who miss the opportunity are many, but there is no one whom opportunity misses.
Wonder is the desire of knowledge
All persons ought to endeavor to follow what is right, and not what is established.
You must not do anything while you are angry. Would the sail be hoisted in the storm ?
The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
You are my favorite distraction
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