Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself
I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between
Everything you can imagine is real
Silence is the language of God, all else is poor translation
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