Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without
Never spend your money before you have it.
Words, without power, is mere philosophy
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
One who talks too much makes the most mistakes
A man of virtue, judgment, and prudence speaks not until there is silence
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