Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Consider the feeling that rules your heart, for then you will understand what you are worth
What's yours will find you
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone
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