Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance
He who is a slave to his stomach seldom worships God
Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once
Beauty when unadorned is adorned the most
Don’t use sharpness of your speech on the mother who taught you how to speak.
Happiness depends upon ourselves
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