Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
The nourishment of body is food, while the nourishment of the soul is feeding others.
The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind
Knowledge is the life of mind
A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep
The thoughts of women are constant. From this point of view, the clever person does not shun the company of women.
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
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