Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it
Happiness depends upon ourselves
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today
When truth has no burning, then it is philosophy, when it gets burning from the heart, it becomes poetry
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
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