Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none
Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are
An enemy to whom you show kindness becomes your friend
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit
All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone
Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men
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