Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow.
Cowardice is the one thing that cannot be repaired by any means.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist see opportunity in every difficulty
Compared to the pleasure given by granting pardon, the pleasure given by exacting revenge is very faint indeed.
There are no facts, only interpretations
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