Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer.
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. And be kinder than is necessary
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.
All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth
Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom
The universe doesn't allow perfection
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